You: Shameless Egotistical Bastard
Listen, fuckhead. Stop asking me for sexual favors. You are not going to get any. I don’t want to see your dick. I don’t want to talk about your dick. I don’t want to hear about your dick. I don’t care how many other people like it. As far as I am concerned, YOU are the dick. So many people kiss your ass because of who (they think) you are and it just seems like they have no idea who and what you are really about. Some of those people would probably be overjoyed to see your dick. I am not one of those people and if you keep trying me, I am going to really fucking embarrass you. I haven’t yet because of who you are and who I am but I don’t know if I give a shit about that anymore. You’re slimy, repulsive and disgusting. Your ego is so huge, it’s unbelievable and for what? Nothing any of the rest of us haven’t done.
So, that’s that. Please do fuck off or next time I will do worse than just laugh at you. Pig.